Atheist Non-Fiction and Sci-Fi Author

Soul Swords for Sale!

I think I just I just had a stroke… of genius! Ok, here’s the deal… religious people will buy anything when it comes to their faith. Here’s an excerpt from my book Anti-Theist: “Have you heard about the nutbag televangelist John Avanzini who would go around giving people shiny stones which they were supposed to carry around with them? Yes, he gives them these stones and tells them to rub…

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The Victories of Summer!

Oh sure, yardwork sucks. I could’ve given any teenager twenty bucks and he’d have done it in half the time and not even been winded, but done half the job. As I now look out upon the neatly manicured yard, which just two days ago was a vast and treacherous expanse of mosquito infested weeds and sticker grass, I ponder the price of victory. First, you have to pluck the…

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God Loves Foreskin!

(Originally posted August 21, 2013 at 6:29 pm) I don’t know what it is, but for some reason, god really has a thing for that fleshy little bit at the end of a man’s penis. Although neither I nor my parents were Jewish, I lost mine just after I was born so I couldn’t tell you what it’s like to have a foreskin, but they must be quite special. So…

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God Hates Cats!

(Originally posted September 17, 2013 at 6:43 pm) I’m betting you didn’t know this, but according to my little brother’s wife, who cites ‘reliable sources’, every time you masturbate God kills a kitten. When she broke this news to me this afternoon I immediately realized that just since Monday I’ve unknowingly taken out two litters of those cute little furry felines all by myself. Then the greater magnitude of the situation hit me and I realized the world would drown if I had a tear for every kitten I’ve ‘single handedly’ rent asunder over my lifetime. Most of them terminated with extreme prejudice, figuratively speaking. I’ve always been a cat lover; they’re my favorite quadruped, so as you can imagine this news comes as quite a shock to me. Now…

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